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Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?
A: Undocumented democrats. 

Q: What's Michelle Obamas favorite vegetable?
A: Barackoli 

A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President."

Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it. 

Q: How did Barack Obama propose to Michelle Robinson?
A: He got down on one knee and said, "I don't wanna be Obama self." 

Q: How do you know your doctor is not a fan of Obama's Health Care Plan?
A: He/she has remodeled the waiting room with death paneling. 

Q: Why is Healthcare reform so important to the enigmatic Barack Obama?
A: His pregnant mom was turned away from many hospitals and was forced to give birth in a manger! 

Q: How does Obama sleep?
A: First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. 

Q: Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A: Because it would be racist.

Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama. 

Q: Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side! 

Q: What's the difference between Obama and God?
A: God doesn't think he is Obama. 

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
A: Jesus can put a cabinet together. 

Q: What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
A: Just a little BS.